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hello friends welcome to my blog. my name is Phoebe and I like cats and dick jokes but not together. I also like telling entire stories without punctuation. this blog is a clusterfuck of fandoms and various other pursuits.

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dropkickedmurphys:

glassesblu:

Somebody draw this please

I DID IT

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irresistible-revolution:

if you think i’m over Pacific Rim ur wrong

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arienreign:

ITS OCTWEEN FIRST

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ATTENTION

skelezor:

TONIGHT BEGINS THE MONTH OF THE SPOOKENING. SKELETONS NOW HAVE DOUBLED CALCIUM LEVELS. 

B E W A R E ~ F U C K B O Y S

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tricotee:

though if we’re talking about Droog using sinister shadow-based magic, let me present to you my ridiculous and incredibly indulgent headcanon

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jpnvines:

頭使って。。。#頭おかしい 〜 さーちゃん

Use your head… #imweird 〜 さーちゃん

Maths is hard!

Use your head properly.

Okay. 

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hoganddice:

coffeeandcockatiels:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

Photo source

Fact check source

#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.

The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.

Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.

It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

YOU’RE NOT MILKING THE BEES FOR THE HONEY

YOU’RE NOT EVEN HURTING THEM

OR THEIR HOME

FUCK, PEOPLE…

HUMAN BEINGS EATING HONEY IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS PREVENTING BEE EXTINCTION YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKTRUMPET!

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thatawkward2dcosplaynerd:

funastrology:

Zodiac Signs as Gorillaz Songs

Aries: “Dirty Harry”

Taurus: “El Mañana”

Gemini: “Clint Eastwood”

Cancer: “On Melancholy Hill”

Leo: “Do Ya Thing”

Virgo: “Superfast Jellyfish”

Libra: “Feel Good Inc.”

Scorpio: “All Alone”

Sagittarius: “Tomorrow Comes Today”

Capricorn: “Stylo”

Aquarius: “November Has Come”

Pisces: “Empire Ants”

YES

FEEL GOOD INC 

AHAA~

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catbomb:

[shrugs aggressively]

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purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

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seventyfivedegrees:

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So! I’m pretty excited. Anyone else?

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artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

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sully-s:

Egyptian Mermaid 

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DTHMS.