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hello friends welcome to my blog. my name is Phoebe and I like cats and dick jokes but not together. I also like telling entire stories without punctuation. this blog is a clusterfuck of fandoms and various other pursuits.

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

3 hours ago reblog 94311 notes

frickhead:

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!

My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

UPDATE (10/19/14 10:37 PM) I typed this very quickly and realized that I had misread the poster, he DOES RESPOND TO HIS NAME. I apologize for my mistake, but please continue to reblog this because the situation is just as scary!!!

3 hours ago reblog 34121 notes

Need some help and support so I can move on with life>

shitrichcollegekidssay:

***Thank you shitrichcollegekidssay for boosting, you have no idea how much this means to me that you are giving me this space and your time***

So I left an abusive adoptive family around May. I had been living with a single wealthy woman who provided food and clothes but she was emotionally, psychologically and verbally abusive. She’d yell at me until I started hyperventilating or cutting myself, knowing damn well I have a 12+ year history of being abused and have bipolar disorder (she’s a doctor, graduated from Duke, big medical doctor in her field). When I complained she’d just say I was defiant and ask how I’d handle a boss if I couldn’t handle her, or sneer that at least she had never hit me.

She got engaged to this guy in Feb. He’d lie to CPS about staying overnight (he wasn’t supposed to be there overnight but would be there for weeks) and refuses to get fingerprinted. When he moved in, she kicked me off the cell phone bill, stopped buying anything for me (including food) and he was going to bring his rifles into the house. This scares me because I have a history of suicide attempts and I felt unsafe with him, and her, because I dealt with the abuse so I could be financially ok. Now I had neither. 

I left in May and got emergency campus housing. Unfortunately, my scholarships didn’t cover it, and I was denied loans because it was summer term. I have been paying everything with a cc since March, and even though I work, I have traded food for money, borrowed from friends and sold clothes and books, it isn’t enough. The school put me with an anti-violence resource center but they can’t pay my cc bill off, or provide honestly anything besides therapy.

Literally any amount will help, I’m just so damn overwhelmed and crying and I’ve exhausted EVERY option (I’m at 100% of COA so all student loans will end up denied) 

9 hours ago reblog 153 notes

sourcedumal:

sandandglass:

Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.

SPEAK. THIS. TRUTH

10 hours ago reblog 35753 notes

chrom-o-ween:

My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves”

and it was

it was more fucking elves

10 hours ago reblog 1651 notes

invisiblelad:

lovelyandbrown:

thisiseverydayracism:

The prison-industrial complex is just a myth…right?

Jesus he didn’t even have us do the damn math. He just said it.

…yeah. I suppose there’s no point in finding flowery rhetoric for it. “Putting people in jail is good for business” is pretty much the size of it. 

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conciliatorymechanism:

THIS 18 YEAR OLD RAPED MY 14 YEAR OLD FRIEND. HE IS ATTENDING PENN STATE. PLEASE PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS AND TELL ANYONE YOU KNOW THAT GOES TO PENN STATE TO STAY SAFE

10 hours ago reblog 15648 notes
TAGS: #rape

snapslikethis:

takeme-killmeinstead:

snapslikethis:

Look at this

LOOK

I’ve never made this connection before…at the beginning of DH Hermione tells Ron and Harry how a wizard who’d split his soul could heal himself, save himself…remorse

oh, harry

Harry James you precious baby

I’ve read this second bit before, the whole try for some remorse thing, and thought it was just a Harry stabbing in the dark, but nO

It was so calculated

He remembered that conversation

Hermione’s research

actual, possible redemption for Voldemort

he kept that hope, however slim, that Voldemort could be saved

before they cast their final curses, after all that happened, Harry was actually trying to get Voldemort to mend himself back together

Harry james potter you compassionate jerk trying to save your mortal enemy before he utterly and finally destroys himself

This is everything

19 hours ago reblog 38995 notes

beat-bro:

By Astro Kid. Original ‘Crystalmethequins’ by Astro Kid and Clark Powell.

Crystalmanthequins, off of Volume 5, has proven to be fertile material for remixes. First Crystalmethequins (one of my all-time favorites), which hammered forward with a lockstep beat, and now this one, which has a little more frenetic flow to it.

19 hours ago reblog 168 notes
ARTIST: The Wombats
TRACK: Here Comes The Anxiety
ALBUM: A Guide To Love, Loss & Desperation

alturnertivelyalturnertive:

Here Comes The Anxiety by The Wombats. “I hope that no one ever leaves cause I don’t wanna be alone with me.”

19 hours ago reblog 1229 notes
ARTIST: Psycosis
TRACK: Hey Dipper


draikinator:

psycosis91:

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holy FUCK

first verse I was like “sure okay”

but the tags on this said “listen past the first first” so i did and holy fuck listen past the first verse holy fuck

20 hours ago reblog 2662 notes
ARTIST: Milky Chance
TRACK: Flashed Junk Mind
ALBUM: Sadnecessary

anothermusic-blog:

Flashed Junk Mind - Milky Chance

20 hours ago reblog 316 notes
Helios - Bold Advances
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sharped0:

thegiverstake:

breakcorechoirboy:

phoenixblueart:

Be Kind to Moth

A short comic based on this post that’s been going around.

Please be kind to our tiny friends? Moths are really harmless, and despite the fact that people freak out over them eating holes in your clothes? Only very few species do that, and it’s not even the adults. It’s their little babus who you’ll see munching away XD. Moths are harmless in pretty much every way shape and form, and things like candles and bright lights confuse their internal navigation systems. A moth in your home flying towards a light is literally terrified and confused. So be nice the the little cutie and just bring it ouside? :)

moths pollinate at night and are also food for our ever-valuable and vulnerable friends the bats!
Be nice to moths.

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DTHMS.