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hello friends welcome to my blog. my name is Phoebe and I like cats and dick jokes but not together. I also like telling entire stories without punctuation. this blog is a clusterfuck of fandoms and various other pursuits.

ARTIST: cltohobuerocracy (Jacob)
TRACK: Another man's dicks


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vinegod:

#Disneypranks with Friends: Peter Pan Edition! by Thomas Sanders

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TAGS: #video

thisiseverydayracism:

michiko-malandro:

exquisiteblackpeople:

Please take a moment of your day to help this family get a amber alert going for these two little ones. If you see them call police or crime stoppers at 1-800-speakup.

Click here

this is serious, they were in custody of their mother and she was found deceased

SIGNAL BOOST

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futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

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catc0617:

robotgirllovesyou:

lizzledpink:

lizzledpink:

sugarpucks:

danithedoommagnet:

everyonelovesrobots:

Oh dear god what have I done…

why

image

crying

Reblogging it again because I just was scrolling through my dash on my phone and saw it and pressed play and my brother gave me the dirtiest look and I just said “wait for it” and then I laughed and he stared in horror

That was fun

oH MY GOD

i’m gonna throw this on my playlist that i put on in the car and just wait for it to come on shuffle one day and wait for the looks of sheer hatred to come over everyone’s face.

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xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

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noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

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TAGS: #emily

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

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TAGS: #urt

littletinyboy:

indie dad rock

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seerofsarcasm:

glub-on-it:

Playing house with mommy

A lot of people don’t realize how fucked up Vriska’s childhood was okay.

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worldfamousprofessor:

i’ve been watching vines for like four hours

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TAGS: #video
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TAGS: #cattag

http://hogwartskidsproblems.tumblr.com/post/95234036200/monsieurfootlybits-my-favorite-thing-ive-ever>

monsieurfootlybits:

my favorite thing i’ve ever realized about harry potter is that the gryffindor and slytherin tables are supposed to be on opposite ends of the great hall???

and therefore every time draco is making a scene at a meal (HEY POTTER HAVE YOU SEEN THE DAILY PROPHET??? HEY…

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DTHMS.